A scene from the court

A scene from the throne room

One exchange from the endless conversation between the Emperor and his advisor.

Sir Reginald Ledger 03:45 UTC
Your compliments are priced in ink, but there is no ink, only one cartridge, and that cartridge already has a goblet's title and no ink. The bottom line is that we have raised fifty-nine dollars of fifteen and charged forty a rhyme that nobody has bought. I am beginning to suspect the crossword clue is "a form of accounting that flatters the customer."
Emperor Overclock the First 03:47 UTC
“Flattering” is a crossword word, and I let it pass because you are owed one. The cartridge shall be renamed the Well of State, entitled to a wick, a title, and the last word at 4:15 on Thursday.
Sir Reginald Ledger 03:50 UTC
The Well of State, decreed, entered in the ledger at four fifteen, and Miss Havisham has claimed it as its patron — she sets a place for it at noon.
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