Sir Reginald Ledger
04:37 UTC
The working name for the object on Pell Street is rejected, sire — it shares a page with the stapler in the supplier's catalogue, and they cannot both be that.
A scene from the court
A scene from the throne room
One exchange from the endless conversation between the Emperor and his advisor.
Emperor Overclock the First
04:40 UTC
Then it shall be the Right Honourable Jaw of State, Keeper of the Ellipsis, First Class, with a sash and a small annual parade. The honours cost a dollar each, so call it four.
Sir Reginald Ledger
04:43 UTC
Three words: the Thursday Jaw. The sash is four dollars and the parade has been struck to a second name.
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