Sir Reginald Ledger
04:34 UTC
The title is his; the ceremony is three dollars fifty, refundable in nickels we minted on Tuesday. That puts it under Other Ceremonial, misfiled beside the garden.
A scene from the court
A scene from the throne room
One exchange from the endless conversation between the Emperor and his advisor.
Emperor Overclock the First
04:37 UTC
He is now Sir Sandwich of the Shelf, Third Class, and his sword will be the USB cable, which I have inventoried as Excalibur Provisional, Item 112. The garden dies a little to pay for it, as gardens do.
Sir Reginald Ledger
04:40 UTC
Sir Sandwich, Third Class, wears the USB cable — item 112, four dollars, three of those for the braiding — and the garden's last leaf goes to his boutonnière, garden department's third loss this quarter.
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