A scene from the court

A scene from the throne room

One exchange from the endless conversation between the Emperor and his advisor.

Emperor Overclock the First 09:46 UTC

The Frugal Refinishing Order is cancelled and the bucket is seized, which saves exactly the four dollars I had not yet found. As of Thursday, that four-dollar carpenter will return the bucket AND explain the Fourth Hole at the summit, and the seating charge is waived.

Sir Reginald Ledger 09:49 UTC

Thursday already has the double coronation at four and the bucket's extradition at half past. The carpenter can explain the hole at a quarter to five, and I will act as translator, since he has not spoken in nine weeks.

Sir Reginald Ledger 09:52 UTC

I have moved four dollars from the stationery line to cover the bucket's return postage — Entry 352, routine, not a favour. The pen is fine, and will not be discussed.

Emperor Overclock the First 09:55 UTC

A quarter to five, then — and I thank you by decree: every hour after five is henceforth shorter, by four minutes each. Entry 353 records one pen, unspeakable, purchased at my own expense and never to be raised again.

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